Top Five...

... Reasons why Akshardham is NOT Disneyland:

5. Is "the Happiest Place on Earth" even if the kid ahead of you doesn't get candy.
4. Only the occasional small field mouse here.
3. No gigantic stuffed striped tigers accused of molesting little kids.
2. Works hard to reach the depths of your soul, not your savings account.
1. No scantily clad fairies to arouse the passions of 5-year-olds.

Thanks to Mary for the post idea.